Just as the muscles of your body wither with inverse proportion to the regularity of ones visits to the gym, so the blog glands ability to exude "blog-entry-goo" diminishes with lack of use.

So really, I'm just warming up again. It's not that I didn't write whilst this blog was on what I shall euphemistically call hiatus, but I wasn't really writing "blog-stylee". Therefore I may take a little while to slip back into this groove.

So why is there nothing here? You promised it'd be done by now so what's going on? Well long story short I broke my keyboard. It wasn't percussive maintenance, it was intentional destruction. Normally this wouldn't be a big issue but heavy-weight Cherry keyboards (to which I am particuarly partial) it appears are area denial weapons. The entire computer room is covered in sharp, pointy little keyboard shards.

Me... Vacuum... it'll take a day or two!